Lo and behold, I won! (Thanks @mmmguide!) So I dragged the husband out to 168 Bowery this evening, also known as The Old Bowery Station. We (well, mostly me) stuffed our faces silly.
Here are most of the delicious things we experienced. (Most, not all, because some of the things just went straight into my mouth before I even thought about taking a photo.)
I am stuffed.